
• • Scene 1 went something like this: • •
• • • Barker: Ladies and gentlemen... with your kind attention and permission... I have the honor of presenting to you... one of the most remarkable men in the world.
• • • Crowd: How remarkable?
• • • Crowd: He's sweating.
• • • Barker: Can you be surprised at that, gentlemen? Every day he commits to memory new facts... and remembers every one of them. Facts from history, from geography, from newspapers... from scientific books, millions and millions of them. Think of the strain involved by his prodigious feat.
• • • Crowd: His feet ain't half as big as yours, cully.
• • • Barker: I'm referring to his feats of memory. Test him, please. Ladies and gentlemen, ask him your questions... and he will answer you, fully and freely. Mr. Memory. I also add, ladies and gentlemen, before retiring... that Mr. Memory has left his brain to the British Museum.
• • • Crowd: Hurray!
• • • Barker: A question, please.
• • • Crowd: How old is Mae West?
• • • Mr. Memory: I know, sir, but I never tell a lady's age. Next, please.
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Mae West
• • Photo: Mae West • • 1934 • •
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Mae West.

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